1. Wake up.
2. Turn on the news.
3. Laugh until I start weeping uncontrollably.
i’m jealous of people who have cute laughs and fast metabolisms and nice teeth and good hair and can just make any outfit look good and get along with everyone and are great at sports and do well in school because none of that is me
WHY…. does this have 300,000 notes? you have control of your lives people. Open up a book and realize how much potential you all have.
OH SHIT. of MAY? well this wednesday night… lets make plans. Wanna shoot some .45 rounds off at the range wednesday around 5 or 6pm? orrrr ill meet up with you at a gym that night… or we can just eat somewhere. you pick